Cutthroat Little Pixie

I was going to make this post last night, but my internet has been down most of last night and this afternoon. That is all you need to know. I will not justify myself to you people. LOLZ Where the fuck that came from, I guess we'll never know.

Anyway, I made a Christmas graphic! Yay! I do hope that it makes you all happy in your pants. If it doesn't, oh well.







I feel like typing all centered-like, just... because. Don't judge me. I would also like to take this time to wish you all a generalized Happy Holidays, becacuse I do not feel like listing them all out. Happy Wintertime! Woohoo!

I got some pretty awesome prezzies. Most of which were, *cough*, totally unexpected and not anticipated in the slightest. Wigfield, America (The Book), Strangers With Candy boxset, Plump Fiction, aaaaand some random giftcards. Santa also gave me a bra and a slightly see-throught sweater. I do believe he is trying to tell me something, but I just cannot quite figure that something out.

Because I am an impatient bugger, PRONGS, here is that bloody fic I wrote for you. It is unbeta'd and written early in the morning on a whim, but it is written with love, so you better like it, goddamnit. =P I will give you the rest of your present later. *wink wink*

Title: Chuck's Failed Attempts at Getting Some
Fandom: STRANGERS WITH CANDY, BITCH!
Pairing: Homos
Summary: Not all attempts at having homo sex are successful. This is a very, very sad thing. Especially for Chuck.
Notes: OMG, the acronym for the title is C.F.A.G.S., which I did not do on purpose. It amuses me greatly.

( Sometimes, Chuck likes to bring Geoffrey home... )

Dude, LJ is being fucked up today for some reason. Keeps messing with my formatting. Made every other line under a different LJ cut in that fic. Oh well. Stupid LJ.

Happy Holidays, ledies and gents. I'm out.