Cutthroat Little Pixie

Title: Always and Never
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Amber/Taub
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13
Note: Written for theunknownsoul , who said Amber/Taub. c8 of any kind.

Title: In the Midnight Hour
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word Count: 500
Rating: R
Note: For hilsongirl  who said, I say H/W smutty PWP with lots of kinky talk! This is... as close as I can get to that, really. Haha.

Title: Recording
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson/Amber
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG-13
Note: Written for cindy_lou_who8  who said H/W/A and House accidentally barges in on the 2 of them making that sex video.


Title: Misplaced Sweater Vests
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word Count: 1,111
Rating PG-13
Note: Written for oncolgist , who asked for H/W in a very blinky sort of way. =P Also written for this prompt table. Prompt #17: Work It.

Here's those drabbles you guys all requested. =)

Title: Under the Table
Fandom: Across the Universe
Pairing: Max/Jude
Rating: PG-13

the_mogget said MAX/JUDE MAX/JUDE ...or Max/Anybody, really. Max/me. ilu, where are you? *clings* Haha, write about Max and Jude's knees doing it. Doooo it. and I want this knee porn at the Thanksgiving table. Or maybe after. But I want heavy turkey influence. AND Speaking of sauce, I want mention of cranberries in that knee!porn. CRANBERRIES!! All about the same fecking prompt. Fucking a.

( Under the Table )

Title: That Time of Year
Fandom: Strangers with Candy
Pairing: Homos
Rating: PG

nerdork said I'd love something focused on Noblet from SWC. With, um. Sweaters. And rotisserie chicken.

( That Time of Year )

Title: The Epic of Amber
Fandom: House MD… mostly
Character: Amber
Rating: PG

the_mogget said Write something about Amber. An all encompassing fic that will fill me in to the whole plot of House for the past two seasons. But leaning heavily on her and her being robbed.

I won't get it, but you'd enjoy writing it.

This is crack!fic and it is ridiculous. Seriously.

( The Epic of Amber )

Title: Cranberries are Whores
Fandom: …Cranberries?
Pairing: Cranberries/Me, Cranberries/Turkey Leg, Turkey Leg/Butter
Rating: PG-13? For cranberries?

the_mogget said I want a fic about cranberries. Be it about a human love affair with them, or maybe that cranberries and turkey leg are fucking, I just want cranberry fic.

There should be butter involved too.

( Cranberries are Whores )

Title: Adventures with Queso Dip
Fandom: Kenzie and Nina Fandom =P
Characters: Kenzie and Nina
Rating: G

x_lostgirl_x said i wants, us on an adventure.

( Adventures with Queso Dip )

Title: Serving
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Voldemort/Lucius
Rating: R

sarcastistic said Lucius/Tom Riddle. Lolz. But really. =O Tom Riddle and Voldemort are technically different… but I did Voldemort. Hope that works. =)

( Serving )

Title: Walking In
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Regulus
Rating: R

noneedofcrepe said Well in that case, let's (and my 'let's I mean 'I shall') bring two great pairings together and ask for Sirius/Remus/Regulus. Not necessarily in that sequence. XD

( Walking In )

Title: Gifts
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: G

rokukitty said HOWSE!!

( Gifts )

Title: Antici…pation!
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Fred, George, and Molly Weasley
Rating: G

haro said Weasley Twins gen fic!

( Antici...pation! )

Title: Giving
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Sirius and Regulus
Rating: PG

incoherent_me said ...Reg/Sirius :D It is more gen than anything, but we can pretend there is mad sex going on, alright?

( Giving )

Title: Confusion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Fred and George
Rating: G

For Skittlez. ♥

( Confusion )

Title: Bacon
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Harry P
Rating: G

peace_piper said Harry Potter!

( Bacon )