Cutthroat Little Pixie

Title: Innamorati
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Spain, Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain, Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain, OC!Spamano child
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Human names (except for Romano), last section has the OC!baby
Summary: A look at six different Valentine's Days
Notes: These all take place in the Six in One verse, even though the first three are before Six in One so they haven't met Lovina yet, and the first one is before Antonia and Romano meet Antonio. They're in chronological order, ranging from 3-4 years before Six in One to 6-7 years after (last one is between Tunnel Vision and Party of Five).

( Innamorati )

Here are some drabbles I wrote for some smut meme on Tumblr. They are super short, but enjoy anyway :D

Title: Crescendo
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain.
Rating: R
Warnings: Human names (except for Romano), sexy times, super short
Summary: They make such sweet music together.
Notes: Part of the same universe as Six in One.

( Crescendo )

Title: Keep It On
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Spain
Rating: R
Warnings: Human names, highschool AU, sexy times, Roma is a dirty dirty pervert, guys
Summary: Lovino and Antonia’s first time

( Keep It On )

Title: Six in One
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain. That is alphabetical-ish order, it has nothing to do with who is doing who. They are all doing all of them.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Human names (except for Romano), mentions of sexy times, this is really long and I developed a billion piles of headcanon for it so if something doesn't make sense that is probably why, and this is unbeta'd because I want Superman to just have it already
Summary: Lovina can't stand her roommate. Or her roomate's boyfriend. Either of them.
Notes: TL;DR TL;DR. I wrote this for counterheist because she is my classy lady buddy FOREVER. Also I didn't want things to be too matchy-matchy so everyone's name are as such:
Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain, duh)
Romano Vargas (Romano)
Antonia Hernández Castillo (Fem!Spain)
Lovina Vella (Fem!Romano)
Also Edmée = Belgium, Francine = Fem!France, and Felicia = Fem!Italy

( Six in One )

Part 2

Title: Waking Up in...Florida?
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Fem!Spain/Romano, with brief, nameless mentions of Fem!Portugal
Rating: PG-13 because I rate everything I'm unsure about PG-13
Warnings: Drnk
Summary: When Antonia's family had invited Lovino to come with them to the Florida Keys for summer vacation, he hadn't thought anything of it.
Notes: This is for counterheist, who requested "femSpain and Romano wake up hungover and married". When you Google "where can I get married without waiting", Florida comes up first after Vegas so huzzah that is what is going down here, man.

( Drunken Matrimony is the holiest of all matrimony )

Title: Tomates y Amor-- Chapter 1: I'm Wishing
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): (this chapter) Spain/Fem!Spain, Prussia, France, England. Overall fic will eventually be some form of Spain/Romano.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Human names. Ridiculousness.
Summary: Far, far away, beyond the borders of dreams and wishes, just past where fantasies live, there sat a quiet, peaceful little kingdom. In a not so far, far away land, closer to where dreams go to die, sat a very disgruntled Italian man. This is the story of how these two realities came to meet.
Note: No wells were harmed in the making of this chapter.

Prologue

( I'm Wishing )

Chapter 2

Title: It'll Have to Do
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Spain, mentions of various other nations
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Romano speaks.
Summary: Spain is dumb, Romano is awkward, and getting together is never easy for these two lovebirds.
Note: Written for parttime_job as part of sparo_xchange. Prompt was "Romano courting fem!Spain who seems to be oblivious to said attempts of courting."

( It'll Have to Do )

Title: Boss' Day Off
Author: cutthroatpixie
Rating: G
Characters: Spain and Chibiromano
Prompt: "Spain and child!Romano spending a light afternoon together (tomato-picking, siestas, playing, eating, anything you want)"
Summary: Spain gets a day off, so of course he spends his free time with his favourite little henchman.
Notes: Written for peculuiarities as part of hetaliasunshine

( Boss' Day Off )

Title: Lady in Red
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Fem!Spain/Romano, mentions of Germany/Italy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Genderbending, human names, AU, horrible breach of hospital protocol
Summary: This is the story of a poor, unfortunate vespa accident victim and the paediatric nurse that decided to skip out on work to bother him.
Notes: I'm on a Fem!Spain kick, don't even worry about it. This was written simply because Antonia would totally look rocking in hospital scrubs and you know it. The only people who are genderbent are Spain, Prussia, and France, btw, and the last two aren't actually in the story much.

( Lady in Red )

I decided that I wanted to be just like everyone else and get a schmoop_bingo card! And by everyone else, I mean I saw lillervillain and timetraveled doing it. But close enough.

( Bingo Card )

In other news, lillervillain bought me more icons so I've been trying to fill them all up! It's been a grand time. :D

Title: Linguine with Tomatoes and Romano
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano
Rating: PG
Warnings: I don't even fucking know
Summary: Romano is not only a person, but a cheese as well. Spain clearly doesn't know this.
Notes: I will seriously never tire of stupid jokes about romano. Never. Ever.

( Linguine with Tomatoes and Romano )