Cutthroat Little Pixie

Title: Stay With Me
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano
Rating: PG
Warnings: Zike's attempt at angst. Humanafterunification!Romano
Summary: It's 1861. Spain knows he might not see Romano for awhile, due to all the work surrounding reunification, but Spain is prepared for this. He may not like it, but he is prepared.
Note: counterheist asked for humanafterunification!romano/country!spain for a headcanon meme on Tumblr and then demanded I write a real fic and so I did because I am easy to persuade with demands. I'm not usually jazzed about the whole being human/disappearing after reunification thing but oh the fuck well. Wrote it anyway.

( Stay With Me )

Title: Tomates y Amor-- Chapter 4: A Girl Worth Fighting For
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): (this chapter) Spain, Prussia, France, Germany. Overall fic will eventually be some form of Spain/Romano.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Human names. Ridiculousness. Shamelessly borrowing Spain controls the weather. Spain also makes the narration ridiculous. Germany didn't sign up for this shit.
Summary: Far, far away, beyond the borders of dreams and wishes, just past where fantasies live, there sat a quiet, peaceful little kingdom. In a not so far, far away land, closer to where dreams go to die, sat a very disgruntled Italian man. This is the story of how these two realities came to meet.
Note: This is so so short I am sorry, but I wanted to post something after not updating for so long! I'm already working on the next chapter and I'm on spring break so I hope I'll get another up soon. :)

Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

( A Girl Worth Fighting For )

Title: Party of Five
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain, OC!Spamano child, Fem!France (Francine) and Fem!Portugal (Mariana) make appearances, some other peeps are mentioned in passing
Rating: PG-13 I think you have to rate things that if you used the fuck word
Warnings: Human names (except for Romano), kidfic
Summary: First birthdays are never really all about the child they're supposed to be for.
Notes: I can't stop writing in this verse lulz. Part of the Six in One universe, takes place a little over a year after Tunnel Vision. counterheist picked out the baby's name because THIS IS FOR HER BIRTHDAY THAT WAS ON THE 7TH HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN SUPERMAN!!!!!! Fridays are better for fic reading anyway!!! You and Alejandro can celebrate together even though his birthday is in September!!!!

( Party of Five )

Here are some drabbles I wrote for some smut meme on Tumblr. They are super short, but enjoy anyway :D

Title: Crescendo
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain.
Rating: R
Warnings: Human names (except for Romano), sexy times, super short
Summary: They make such sweet music together.
Notes: Part of the same universe as Six in One.

( Crescendo )

Title: Keep It On
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Spain
Rating: R
Warnings: Human names, highschool AU, sexy times, Roma is a dirty dirty pervert, guys
Summary: Lovino and Antonia’s first time

( Keep It On )

Title: Six in One
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain. That is alphabetical-ish order, it has nothing to do with who is doing who. They are all doing all of them.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Human names (except for Romano), mentions of sexy times, this is really long and I developed a billion piles of headcanon for it so if something doesn't make sense that is probably why, and this is unbeta'd because I want Superman to just have it already
Summary: Lovina can't stand her roommate. Or her roomate's boyfriend. Either of them.
Notes: TL;DR TL;DR. I wrote this for counterheist because she is my classy lady buddy FOREVER. Also I didn't want things to be too matchy-matchy so everyone's name are as such:
Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain, duh)
Romano Vargas (Romano)
Antonia Hernández Castillo (Fem!Spain)
Lovina Vella (Fem!Romano)
Also Edmée = Belgium, Francine = Fem!France, and Felicia = Fem!Italy

( Six in One )

Part 2

I made a drunk video and it is dedicated to counterheist (and i dtired so thard to tppe that right so it ebtter be good omg) but youibue is being a duck!!!!!! and it is like THIS VIEOD IS BEING PROCESSED VIDEO WUALITY MAY IMPVROVE ONE IT IS COMPELTE and it won't play for me!!!!!but i made a drnk kenzkie video!!!! it is called rrnk dkenzie thati s how pure and ture it is!!!! omg. bu here it is




youtube tells me it will work now so it better u king work or i will shake a fucking bitch omg seriously. this veideo is my soul. MY SOUl. ILU SUPERMAN. ilu ilu ilu this viedeo is for yooooooou. or somethjing. watchi the video i forgot what i'm takling abnout!!!!!

i'm still aclassy lady fuck you all. YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL. classy ladies forever.

Title: Waking Up in...Florida?
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Fem!Spain/Romano, with brief, nameless mentions of Fem!Portugal
Rating: PG-13 because I rate everything I'm unsure about PG-13
Warnings: Drnk
Summary: When Antonia's family had invited Lovino to come with them to the Florida Keys for summer vacation, he hadn't thought anything of it.
Notes: This is for counterheist, who requested "femSpain and Romano wake up hungover and married". When you Google "where can I get married without waiting", Florida comes up first after Vegas so huzzah that is what is going down here, man.

( Drunken Matrimony is the holiest of all matrimony )

Title: Tomates y Amor-- Chapter 1: I'm Wishing
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): (this chapter) Spain/Fem!Spain, Prussia, France, England. Overall fic will eventually be some form of Spain/Romano.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Human names. Ridiculousness.
Summary: Far, far away, beyond the borders of dreams and wishes, just past where fantasies live, there sat a quiet, peaceful little kingdom. In a not so far, far away land, closer to where dreams go to die, sat a very disgruntled Italian man. This is the story of how these two realities came to meet.
Note: No wells were harmed in the making of this chapter.

Prologue

( I'm Wishing )

Chapter 2

Title: Tomates y Amor--Prologue: A Cottage in the Woods
Author: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): (this chapter) Spain, Prussia, some mysterious woman oooer the suspense. Eventually will be Spain/Romano, ah promise.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Human names. I need to stop watching Enchanted. And writing villanelles. Those are so fucking fun.
Summary: Far, far away, beyond the borders of dreams and wishes, just past where fantasies live, there sat a quiet, peaceful little kingdom. In a not so far, far away land, closer to where dreams go to die, sat a very disgruntled Italian man. This is the story of how these two realities came to meet.
Note: This is an Enchanted AU. I'm not completely done writing it, so updates may be sporadic, but I just couldn't wait to post. If you've seen Enchanted, you'll know kiiind of what happens, but not really. Because this isn't exactly like Enchanted at all, just loosely based.

( A Cottage in the Woods )

Chapter 1