Attention All Harry Potter Fan Authors and Artists

[cutthroatpixie]

Do you like Harry Potter? Do you like fan fiction and/or fan art? What about presents? If you answered yes to all of those questions, then fandomcommerce may just be for you! Fandom Commerce is a Harry Potter fan fiction and fan art exchange that takes place sporadically whenever its mods remember to do it (or their friends beat them around the head!)

General Rules & Regulations:
• All gifts must be finished and submitted by the deadline unless you have received an official extension.
• All fics and artwork can be any rating you feel comfortable writing/drawing as long as it is within the comfort zone of the person who you are creating it for. Threesomes -- or foursomes, ships, no ships, genfic -- it's all more than allowable if your person is into that.
• Remember, this is a secret gift exchange, so please do not post your work anywhere else or in your journal until after the list of Who-Had-Whom has been revealed here. It would also be polite if you didn't write a fic related to anything you've written previously or part of a work in progress. Identities of gift givers will be posted after the exchange is finished.

If you are interested in signing up, you may do so here. For more information, and for the sign up application, please check out the user info

Comments

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Burn you face off, probably. =D

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Totally just copied this and posted it in my own journal XD

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! Spread the love, Nonnie Nonnie.

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

SPREADING!

You should make a nice character on MK. One Flore and Mary can talk to without fearing for their lives. Or more me fearing for their lives. XD

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Bella and Barty are very nice characters, Flore and Mary are just an awful Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor. Plus, Mary is a half-blood. Do you even know how horrible that is?

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Please. Flore for starters is a Hufflepuff. And they're both very lovely. Bella and Barty are nasty.

Actually, Bella isn't as bad as I've seen her. She's a bit more restrained. But still. NASTY.

You're a MUDBLOOD.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I fixed my comment, shoosh. I forget who is in what house, as any house that is not Slytherin is clearly inferior.

Barty and Bella are only nasty when justified! Or when they have been up for three days! Otherwise, they are really lovely people.

YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Any house other than Slytherin is AWESOME. Quote from Being Human: "If you admit to liking Slytherin then you admit to being a sociopath."

Lovely when they're sleeping maybe. Or Dead.

NO. MK IS A MUDBLOOD! A MUGGLE!

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I am willing to admit to that, since Slytherin FUCKING OWNS EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE.

You are being quite rude, Nonnie. Look at how nice Bella is to Ornus!

LIES. ALL OF IT. FUCKING A.

I cannot fucking type today what the fuck

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

No no no. Slytherin is a craphole. That's why they're in the dungeons.

Ornus is a fag and sucks at being a journalist. I'm not rude at all. Just telling the Truth, much unlike your lies.

So much swears! Argh!

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

The dungeons are nice and breezy, like my room. I rather enjoy the cold, so dungeons are lovely.

You are just jealous because Ornus and Bella are the hottest couple ever.

Aw, can you not handle it?

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

They are a bad place. Not a good place! Towers and snuggly kitcheny burrowy wooden places are much better! (What is the Hufflepuff commonroom?)

HELL NO. James and Lily, Frank and Alice, make believe Mary and Florean are way hotter! Pun-kah!

I can handle it. Can you.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

But I love dungeons! That is where all the fun devices are stored.

Oh come on. Look at how fucking gorgeous they are.



I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING. I AM A FUCKING BEAST.

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

No, not fun.

Bella is pretty enough, but Ornus is gross.
Florean however...



I WANT HIM. NAO.
Just cut out the ugly guy. He's grosser then Ornus.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

So much fun. The funnest fun that ever did fun!

Bella is fucking hot, none of this 'pretty enough' bullshit. And Ornus has FRECKLES.

Freckles, Nonnie.

I want to lick them all.



NOM NOM NOM, FRECKLY MAN.

Which is the ugly one?

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Ornus is gross. He looks old and a bit like my ex and the freckles are not becoming on him.

The ugly one is the one that isn't Flore! The one of the right! Flore is on the left and is made of GOODNESS.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

That is so fucking sad. I want to lick every single one of his freckles. It is quite indecent how much I adore Ornus, really.

Oh, right that one. Eh.

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not good. Once you've been to freckles you can never go back. If he was a wranger though, that would be a different story.

DON'T EH HIM. HE IS BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THE BELLY ICON --> LOOK!

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

MMMMM, FRECKLES, HOW DO I LOVE THEE, LET ME COUNT THE FUCKING WAYS. NOM NOM NOM, UNF UNF UNF, ETC.

Just not doing it for me. No freckles.

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Hahah. You're a nutter.

He is pale and gorgeous. I love him. LOVE.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

THOSE FRECKLES DO THINGS TO ME NNNNNGGGGGHHHHH

He is alright, just not my thing.

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

Ditto. Except Ornus is ew XD

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Words cannot express how much I adore Ornus. Haha.