Cutthroat Little Pixie

Title: Linguine with Tomatoes and Romano
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano
Rating: PG
Warnings: I don't even fucking know
Summary: Romano is not only a person, but a cheese as well. Spain clearly doesn't know this.
Notes: I will seriously never tire of stupid jokes about romano. Never. Ever.

( Linguine with Tomatoes and Romano )

Title: How to Read for Dummies
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano, Prussia, France
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Drunk. So much drunk. Seriously.
Summary: The Bad Friends Trio teach Romano to read using their own patented method.
Notes: So! This was brought about by some lulzy conversations about Fledgling Wine, where it was decided that "bring literacy through wine-making" clearly meant getting completely pissed and teaching people to read. Obviously, there are only three people who could have designed such a program. Add way too many alcopops and some wine to the writing process, and this is what you get.

( How to Read for Dummies )

Language notes:

Fuck (French): Fuck

Title: Stupid
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): (Fem)Spain/Romano
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Naughty language, genderbend
Summary: It was normal for Spain to randomly decide to be a woman, but that didn't mean Romano would ever get used to it.
Note: This was written for this kink meme request. Anon wants a fill/fills where the nations not only get to choose their gender but can change at anytime. Soooo, that explains this a little bit haha.

( Stupid )

Title: Buon Compleanno, Spagna
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano, with appearances by France, Prussia, and Veneziano
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: ramblerambleramble, possible language butchering
Summary: Spain's birthday is coming up, and Romano has no idea what to get him.
Note: This was written for rise_kujikawa for the exchange at hetalia_ssanta. I don't know if I should be posting it yet, since nothing is going on at the comm, but I'm fucking impatient, and Spain's birthday was on Friday, so oh well. XD Also, my title is so fucking creative, look at that shit.

( Buon Compleanno, Spagna )

Title: Insecurious
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Fem!Romano
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Human names, genderbending, absolute pointlessness :D
Summary: Antonio is acting oddly, and his actions lead Lovina to make a (very wrong) assumption about the status of their relationship.
Note: I wrote this for my lovely soulmate, monochroact. It's based on a ~dream~ that I had, and she is lovely for listening to all the random shit I tell her all the time. So yes. So much love. ♥

( Insecurious )

Title: Alone (a.k.a. I Need to Stop Listening to Heart)
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Romano
Summary: Spain and Romano can't see one another face to face, so they do the next best thing. Written for hetalia_kink.

( Alone )

Title: The Night Before
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano, Veneziano, Prussia, France
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crossdressing, strippers
Summary: France and Prussia throw a bachelor party for Spain. Romano is so not pleased. Written for crimsondream13's birthday.

( The Night Before )

Title: Life Goes On
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Italy, implied Italy/Germany, implied Italy/HRE, OC
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Feliciano comforts one of his citizens. Written for mossnotfungus for hetaliasunshine. Also posted here.

( Life Goes On )

Title: Why Did it Have to be Me?
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bellatrix and Narcissa
Warnings: Blood and mentions of small children killing animals
Summary: Bellatrix through the eyes of her youngest sister. Written for fandomcommerce.

( Why Did it Have to be Me? )

Title: A Fool Am I
Author/Artist: cutthroatpixie
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Spain/Romano, Rome, Veneziano
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Grandpa Rome comes to visit again, upsetting Romano in the process. Written for hetalia_kink.

( A Fool Am I )