Tonal Issues

[cutthroatpixie]

Haha, so I am a total winner and morning announcements EXTRAORDINARRE, because I wasn't really paying attention to what I was about to read when I was doing the announcements this morning, and I was like EVERY DAY, SUCH AND SUCH THOUSAND CHILDREN DIE OF STARVATION! all happy like. Then, I was already committed to that tone of voice, so I continued on as if nothing was wrong. I was so making my OOPS face, though. I think only Hannah really knows what that face is, but OH WELL.

The point is, I make starving African children seem cheerful, and I fucking get people pumped about all that dying going on. FUCK YES.