IT'S MAH COUSINS BIRTHDAY!!!!!

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, HANSAHCOUSINFACE!!!!!

WHAT A LONG, STRANGE TRIP IT'S BEEN. I HOPE YOU HAVE A SUPER FUCKING WICKED DAY, AND IF YOU DON'T, TELL ME WHO AND/OR WHAT RUINED IT AND I SHALL FUCKING BEAT THEIR FACE IN, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO HAVE FUN TIMES, BABE. AT RISK OF MOUTHING MY GIRLTHOUGHTS, I AM SO STOPPING NOW. GO BUY FAGS, IT'S THE BEST FUCKING FEELING BEING ABLE TO BUY THEM ON YOUR OWN HAHA.