LOVEPOST!

[cutthroatpixie]

Sarah made a barely concealed lovepost lol and Izzie made a drunk lovepost, so now I want to fucking make a lovepost. Prepare for this shit, it be looooong.

Also it's like in alphabetical order so if you're near the bottom I don't love you less, the alphabet just does :P It also has quite the sense of humour, it would seem. Fancy that.

Cath: IF THERE WERE A STEP OF LETTERS ABOVE CAPITALS, THAT IS WHAT I WOULD WRITE TO YOU IN ALL THE TIME, BECAUSE ONLY THEY CAN EXPRESS HOW MUCH LOVE I AM YELLING AT YOU WITH EXCITEMENT. I WANT TO CUDDLE YOUR FACE AND BEAT MY FUCKING ENCOURAGEMENT INTO YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A POWERHOUSE ALL BY YOURSELF AND DON'T REALLY NEED A CHEERLEADER, I JUST WANT TO DO IT BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY. THE STARS ARE FUCKING JEALOUS, MUFFIN, FOREVER AND ALWAYS. ALSO, YOUR SEX IS ON FIIIIIRE, AND I LISTEN TO THAT FANMIX YOU MADE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE AND IT MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE ANYMORE, BUT IT'S FUCKING TRUE.

Gwenny: I MISS YOUR FUCKING FACE EACH DAY YOU ARE AWAAAAAAAAY. I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO GET BACK SO WE CAN FUCKING PARTY ALL SUMMER AND GO TO ABBA CONCERTS. NOT JUST RP GOING TO ABBA CONCERTS, ACTUALLY GO TO THEM. BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO GET A GODDAMN TIME MACHINE. HELLAAAAAAA. KEEP FRESH, MY LOVE.

Hannah: EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY RELATED, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE COUSIN EVER, AS I OFTEN TELL YOU. IT'S LIKE SO FUCKING TRUE THOUGH, SO DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT. I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE ME GIVE YOU YOUR CLOTHES BACK HEHE, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T LET ME TAKE YOU DEATH SHOPPING. :P I JUST LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME, PRETTY MUCH, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SPECTACULAR. ROIGHJERGOIJRG THAT IS A FRACTION OF MY LOVE RIGHT THERE, AND IT IS FOR YOU.

Izzie: YOU DRUNKEN LOON, I LOVE YOU SO HARD. I MISS YOU EVERY MOMENT YOU ARE AWAY AND LONG FOR FUNTIEMS WITH YOOOOOU WHEN YOU ARE OFF IN LASAGNALAND! SO COME BACK TO ME AND WE'LL DO SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT WITH OUR BBS, MMK? MMK.

Kaytar: I ALMOST FORGOT YOU WTF. BAD KENZIE! BUT LIKE OMG I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SAYING HALF THE TIME, AND THAT JUST MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE AND SUCH A WEIRDO AND I ADORE EVERY MINUTE OF YOU. ♥

Leonie: HAY NONNIE NONNIE, YOU BE SO FUCKING BONNIIIIEEEEEE. SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE GORG AS ALL FUCK AND I LOVE OUR AWESOME LATE NIGHT CHATS THAT ARE NOT ACTUALLY LATE NIGHT FOR YOU, AND EARLY MORNING FOR ME, SO NO NIGHT IS GOING ON. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOUR FACE SOFUCKINGHARD, BECAUSE WE ARE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.

Maili: YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE, AND WHEN YOUR INTERNET IS GONE IT IS SO SAD! YOUR EMAILS TO ALL OF US WERE FUCKING ACE, THOUGH. YOU CAN CALL ME STUPID NICKNAMES FOREVER BECAUSE ILU. :P

Mel: NEW FRUUUUUUUUUUND. HAHA. I'M SO GLAD YOU JOINED MK AND BECAME SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH ALL OF US, YOU'RE FUCKING AMAZING. I WANT TO KEEP GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER BECAUSE ILU ALREADY AND THIS LOVE NEEDS TO FUCKING KEEP FLOWING. :)

Sam: I MISS YOU. :( YOUR STUPID EXAMS ARE STUPID AND MAKE ME LONG FOR YOOOOOOU. SO GOOD LUCK WITH THEM, AND COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU ALL NIGHT LONG HEHE.

Sarah: DUDE, WE ARE THE BEST COUSINSISTERSECRETBFFS EVER TO EXIST AND THAT IS FUCKING TRUE FACTS RIGHT THERE. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED TO GO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU AND CATH! WE ARE GOING TO TAKE SO MANY PICTURES AND VIDEOS AND VOICEPOSTS WHILE WE WERE FUCKING TEARING UP THE TOWN A LA WAKING UP IN VEGAS. I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, BECAUSE WE SHARE A BRAIN AND MY BRAIN OFTEN HAS LITTLE CHATS WITH MY HEART AND SOUL, SO THAT MEANS YOURS DOES AS WELL. YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SUNSHINE AND EXCITEMENT IS IN MY SOUL EACH DAY I GET CLOSER TO SEEING YOU. O ;PBR UPI DP GIVLOMH ,IVJ@

Smee: REOGIJERGOIERJG MY SOUL IS SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK TO US! OBVIOUSLY YOU NEVER REALLY LEFTUSLEFTUS, BUT I'M STILL SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK. WE HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL TIEMS EVEN THOUGH YOU PAEDO ON ME AND OUR LOVE IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

Comments

[lillervillain.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO COME HERE I KEEP WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE AND PICKING UP THINGS THAT ARE TOTALLY FUCKING UNIMPORTANT LIKE SPOONS AND BEING LIKE "OMG KENZIE (AND NOW CATH OMG HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) WILL TOUCH THIS SPOON IT IS NOW A PRECIOUS THING AND WILL BE DISPLAYED IN A MUSEUM ONE DAY." AND THEN I DANCEDANCE BABYBABY AND YOU'RE SO FUCKING GLORIOUS AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AGAIN AND I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE AND LET'S GO TO VEGAS AND JUMP IN THE FOUNTAIN AT THE BELLAGIO AND HOW DARE FIREFOX SPELLCHECK SAY BELLAGIO IS NOT A REAL WORD WHEN IT IS THE SCENE OF OUR FUTURE FOUNTAIN JUMPING AND HOPEFULLY ARREST. YOU FAIL, FIREFOX. YOU FAIL SO FUCKING HARD.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

WE ARE GOING TO WAKE UP IN VEGAS SOMEDAY, WE JUST FUCKING ARE. NOT ONLY ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING FOUNTAIN PARTY AT THE BELLAGIO AND THEN A JAIL PARTY RIGHT AFTER THAT, BUT WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED BY ELVIS AND HAVE A LULZ WEDDING PARTY AND THEN A DIVORCE PARTY JUST FUCKING BECAUSE AND WE ARE GOING TO TEAR UP ANY FUCKING PLACE WE GO TO. IT'S SO FUCKING FANTASTIC I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.

[lillervillain.livejournal.com]

OMG WE WILL LIVE A LIFE FULL OF PICSPAMS AND THEY WILL BE THE GREATEST FUCKING PICSPAMS TO EVER FUCKING EXIST AND OTHER CAMERAS WILL JUST COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE THEY NEVER GET TO CAPTURE SUCH GLORY. OMG VEGAS. THIS WILL BE AFTER WE BOTH MARRIED OLD MILLIONAIRE MEN AND THEY DIED IN THEIR SLEEP OBVIOUSLY SO WE'LL BE SUPER RICH EHEHEHEHEHE.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

OUR LIFE OF PICSPAMS AND PARTIES AND BEAUTY IS SO FUCKING EPIC, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW ANYTHING ELSE CAN COMPETE. I'M LIKE FUCKING GETTING MY CAMERAS ALL READY FOR THIS SHIT, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOFUCKINGMANY. GODDAMNIT I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT WORDS TO EXPRESS HOW FUCKING SUPER JAZZED I AM.

[lillervillain.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE THAT COULD COMPETE IN THE ARENA OF PHOTOGRAPHIC BEAUTY APART FROM THE PHOTOSHOOT OF EPIC WE SHALL GET DONE WHEN WE ARE RICH ECCENTRICS? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. FUCKING NOTHING. NOW CATHY CAN COME TO IRELAND OUR HAPPINESS IS COMPLETE FOREVER.

[timetraveled.livejournal.com]

CATHITALS. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? SEE?

YOUR BODY LOOKS KINDA DEADLY. ♥

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA YOU ARE FUCKING BRILLIANCE, MUFFIN.

GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SO ON FIRE. ♥

[hellkat75.livejournal.com]

I'M GLAD I DID TOO CAUSE ILU AND YOU ARE AWESOME!

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS ILU ♥

[xdinowhore.livejournal.com]

SOOOOOOO I GUES YOU'RE OKAY. IDK WHATEVS.

OH BUT I AMWEARING A SHIRT THAT GIVE MAN SHOULDERS BUT IT IS V NECK SO I CAN DEAL

[abnormalpsyche.livejournal.com]

KAYTAR I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOO I'M SORRY FOR MY DUNDERHEADNESS ILUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I LOVE YOUR SHOULDERS AND YOUR BOOBS SO IDC IF THEY BE MAN

[xdinowhore.livejournal.com]

iluuuuuuu


macklesnakcs my momma is a silly bitch

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

WHY SHE BEING A SILLY BITTTTCH

[xdinowhore.livejournal.com]

SHE GOES AND BUYS ME A BUNCH OF GS AND THONGS AND IS LIKE HEY DON'T EVER GROW UP. GO BACK AND BE NINE

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

BE A NINE YEAR OLD WHO WEARS THONGS AND GS THEN MMK

[xdinowhore.livejournal.com]

I WILL DO IT

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I DEMAND PAEDO PICTURESSSS

[xdinowhore.livejournal.com]

I WILL GIVE YOU A LIVE SHOW INSTEAD

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE OF THIS LIVE SHOW A+

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

KENNIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS CHEERY AND ALWAYS THERE TO SAVE ME FROM WORK AND BOREDOM AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT. YOU ARE STUNNING AND AMAZING AND I WANT TO MEET YOU ONE DAY.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

DUDE YOU FUCKING WILL MEET ME SOMEDAY MMK. EVEN IF IT'S AWHILE FROM NOW, YOU FUCKING WILL. ♥

[lele-leprechaun.livejournal.com]

I MIGHT BE A LONG WHILE, BUT I DON'T CARE. IT WILL HAPPEN ^^

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAARE