Friend Cut

[cutthroatpixie]

Okay, so I did a minor friends cut. I cut people who I haven't spoken to in forever (as in almost a year or more) and people who, upon looking at their journals, I realised I have no idea who they are. Literally. Not an emotional, psychological, 'I don't know you anymore!' thing, more like a, '...Who the fuck is this?' thing. Don't take it personally, I'll add you back if you still want to be friends. =)

If I just added you in the past few months, if I know you in RL, or if you're part of the OTOMG, you're immune, so don't bother checking.

Comments

[sugarbugevans.livejournal.com]

*frets*

*checks anyway*

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Yes. I totally cut you because not only are you part of the OTOMG, but I also know you in real life. So. You know. It makes sense.

Retard. =P

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Well, I doubt I'm in there since we basically just met, neighbah!

Point of CP'ing: what's an OTOMG?

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah. Adding you and then cutting you right after is a bit useless. Why not just not add you in the first place?

Haha. It's like an OTP or OT3, but with OMG. It's just too amazing for an actual number.

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Mm... I see, the peanut butter and jelly of pairings. Makes sense.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

The jelly is raspberry, by the way.

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

I can handle raspberry. Strawberry would be my ultimate pick, but mostly only because that's the kind of jelly I have in my pantry right now. I'm quite arbitrary.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I like strawberry jelly. I actually prefer jam, though.

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Ah, see, no jam in my pantry, either.

(Oh, I've had a half-hour discussion about fonts. I can keep this up if only you can.)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

There is some raspberry jam in my fridge. Huzzah! Alas, I am out of bagels. And cream cheese. That is the perfect meal right there, bagels, cream cheese, and raspberry jam. Mmmm.

(I once talked on the phone for over 15 hours straight. And I've had hour long discussions about eyeballs.)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, food? I don't eat! What is this atrocity? Raspberry jam, okay, next on my shopping list.

(Did you know that it's entirely possible to sustain a heart attack from talking on the phone too long? Something about the ear canal. Fascinating. What about eyeballs? Their ... roundness?)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I don't eat. I absorb food through osmosis. Duh.

(I did not know that. I am enlightened now. One of my eyes twitches, so we were talking about eyes that twitch. And eyes that look funny when you take a picture of a person. And lazy eyes. And how eyes look funny when they're not in your head behind your eyelids. Haha.)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

That is way more awesome that the plan I had to grab some ice cream.

(What about when your entire face looks funny in the occurance of photography? There was this Eastern European woman whose eyes popped out, on regular occasion, and she did not mention this to her doctor - I do, in fact, read a lot of trivia books.)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Ice cream.

(Then I am thinking there is a problem with your face, not the photography. I have two books full of useless facts. Did you know Yoda's face is modeled after Einstein's?)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, churned milk and sweeteners.

(Could be. But is it a problem with photography when eyes come out funny? Also. Seriously? Did you know that there was once a woman who swallowed a toothbrush - more than once - because of her bulimic tendencies?)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. The best.

(Not when my eyes come out funny. Haha. My eyes are retarded, but they are retarded so fast you don't normally notice it. That is amazing. Did you know that in England, the Speaker of the House isn't allowed to speak? His main responsibility is to preside over deliberations.)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Something that is not in parentheses.

(Only my right eye is lazy - I wonder how this imbalance of work happened. Really, now? Pelosi could benefit from that. Did you know that it is entirely possible to die from having an erection too long?)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooooooot parentheses!!!

(My left eye is the lazy one. It is very sneaky though. A friend of mine got ridiculously excited when she saw it twitch in person. Did you know that the first two women the FBI hired were a former U.S. marine and a former nun?)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

[Brackets!]

(How so? Not excited, I can see why seeing you in person would make one excited, but the twitching. That's incredible. Did you know that JFK was the only president responsible for White House nepotism?)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

[I love brackets!]

(It just randomly twitches. Haha. For no reason. Like a spasm or something. Idk. Did you that Marilyn Monroe had six toes?)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

(Seriously? Six? Jesus. No wonder she never had an orgasm.)

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

(Lol I meant on one foot. But yes. No wonder.)

[elva-barr.livejournal.com]

Also. Just had to say this:

Did you know that Bill Nye the Science Guy is standing behind you wanting to say 'Now you know!'?

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Well fuck.

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

*is not cut* =D

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Of course not! Ilu.

[ferahgo.livejournal.com]

I still don't really know what the OTOMG is. :/

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

You guys, retard.

[ferahgo.livejournal.com]

Oh we're a "you guys"? Yay. <3

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Of course you are. <3 ilu

[peace-piper.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU CUT ME

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU IN THE FACE

[peace-piper.livejournal.com]

WITH A YAK?!

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

WITH A FUCKING SHIV, YOU GODDAMNED CUNTFACE.

[(Anonymous)]

I'LL SHIV YOU, GOATSUCKING TROLLOP

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

I'LL SHANK YOU, YOU CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT

[peace-piper.livejournal.com]

Damn. That was me.

[cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com]

Good job.

[peace-piper.livejournal.com]

SMRT