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cutthroatpixie) wrote2008-11-04 01:58 am
cutthroatpixie) wrote2008-11-04 01:58 am
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Fic: Lethal Distraction
Title: Lethal Distraction
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Barty/Regulus + Bella
Word Count: 880
Rating: PG-13
Note: THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER-- ME! HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, KENZIE! ALSO, THANK YOU TO![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mizzmoonyluver FOR THE AWESOME IDEAS AND THE THREATS, AND THANK YOU TO noneedofcrepe FOR THE LAME ASS TITLE.
'Would you two be quiet? This is not exactly a good time to distract me.' Bellatrix glared at a spot to her right and dodged a curse from an auror. While the man was momentarily caught off guard by Yaxley, Bellatrix murmured an, 'Avada Kedavra,' and the auror fell to the floor, dead.
'What?' Yaxley gave Bellatrix an odd look. 'You do a good job of distracting yourself, Lestrange, I don't need to do a thing.'
She brushed past him, not before waving her hand at another spot to her left, and stepped around a corner. 'I was not talking to you, you moron.'
Yaxley mumbled something and walked in the opposite direction. As soon as he was gone, Bellatrix turned around to face Barty, who was laughing at her, and Regulus. 'How many times do I have to tell you? If you two cannot behave, do not follow me around while I am working.' Anotherauror came around the corner and she held up a hand, stopping them from any reply they may have had. 'Hold that thought, I am busy.' Before either Bellatrix or the namelessauror could do anything, however, Barty flew past the unfortunate man, who shivered and made a displeased face.
'Hah!' he yelled, flying through him again. 'Take that!'
'You know, you should leave Bella to that, you are just going to make him cold, not do anything significant,' Regulus said, attempting to pull Barty away from theauror. He avoided Regulus' hands and went in for another attack. While this was going on, the auror looked as if he was trying to get his footing and hex the Death Eater standing a couple metres in front of him, but each time he went to do so, he was once again passed through by Barty, who was laughing his ass off.
Not wanting to wait around for Barty to stop acting ridiculous, Bellatrix killed that auror as well, while Barty was making another pass through him, and continued on down the corridor. Barty and Regulus trailed behind, Barty complaining about Bella ruining his fun, Regulus rolling his eyes.
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Bellatrix was in the Great Hall, boredly duelling with Hermione, Ginny, and Luna. Barty and Regulus were standing behind the three girls, and Bellatrix kept trying not to laugh as Barty, repeatedly, made attempts at removing Regulus' 'clothes'. Regulus blushed each time, as if not expecting it, and Bellatrix had given up on getting the two ghosts to go away awhile ago. She tried her best to focus on the task and hand, and would have to reprimand them later.
'Avada Kedavra!' she yelled.
'Look, Reg, she's fighting one for each of us! Oh-- don't look! She's about to kill that one!' Barty covered Regulus' eyes.
'Get off, Barty!' He tried to wrestle the other boy's hands away from his face, but Barty did not let up for a minute or two. Finally, he pulled away from Regulus with a disappointed sigh.
'She dodged it. Lame.' He looked over at something, an odd look on his face, and covered Regulus' eyes again. 'Some fat firecrotch is yelling at Bella, you shouldn't look at that either.'
'Get off! I've seen people angry at Bella plenty of times!'
'I suppose I will have to put my hands elsewhere, then. Make sure you're not traumatised by your favourite cousin and all her violence.' Barty shoved a hand down Regulus' trousers, causing him to let out a squeal of surprise. Bellatrix could not help it; she burst into laughter right then. She somehow managed out something vaguely threatening to the woman she was battling, but the scandalised look on Regulus' face was too much. She erupted into maniacal laughter, and continued her duel.
Before she could contain herself, a flash of green light filled her vision. 'Oh shit,' she thought, right before her body fell to the ground.
She 'woke up' a few minutes later to Barty waving a hand in her face. She shoved it aside and stood up, glaring. Her glare faltered when she saw Regulus zipping his pants back up, but she soon regained her anger. 'I told you two not to distract me!' she shouted. Pointing at her own lifeless body nearby, she continued, 'Now look what you have done!'
'You make a lovely corpse, though,' Barty said, patting her arm. 'Really, much better looking than Regulus.'
'How would you know what my corpse looks like?' Regulus asked, frowning.
'I know everything.'
'Right.'
Bellatrix scowled and looked out at the battle, groaning when certain people that were supposed to be dead were not. 'Augh, come on you two, we are going somewhere else. I am going to figure out how to rekill you if I have to stick around here.' She made her way out of the Great Hall, floating through the walls until she was outdoors. Regulus and Barty followed close behind.
'Good way to go, you must admit. Watching me give Regulus a hand job.' Barty grinned when he was met with a pair of twin glares. The three continued on, ignoring the castle behind them.
'But seriously. I wish I had died that way.'
'Shut up, Barty!'
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Barty/Regulus + Bella
Word Count: 880
Rating: PG-13
Note: THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER-- ME! HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, KENZIE! ALSO, THANK YOU TO
mizzmoonyluver FOR THE AWESOME IDEAS AND THE THREATS, AND THANK YOU TO noneedofcrepe FOR THE LAME ASS TITLE.'Would you two be quiet? This is not exactly a good time to distract me.' Bellatrix glared at a spot to her right and dodged a curse from an auror. While the man was momentarily caught off guard by Yaxley, Bellatrix murmured an, 'Avada Kedavra,' and the auror fell to the floor, dead.
'What?' Yaxley gave Bellatrix an odd look. 'You do a good job of distracting yourself, Lestrange, I don't need to do a thing.'
She brushed past him, not before waving her hand at another spot to her left, and stepped around a corner. 'I was not talking to you, you moron.'
Yaxley mumbled something and walked in the opposite direction. As soon as he was gone, Bellatrix turned around to face Barty, who was laughing at her, and Regulus. 'How many times do I have to tell you? If you two cannot behave, do not follow me around while I am working.' Anotherauror came around the corner and she held up a hand, stopping them from any reply they may have had. 'Hold that thought, I am busy.' Before either Bellatrix or the namelessauror could do anything, however, Barty flew past the unfortunate man, who shivered and made a displeased face.
'Hah!' he yelled, flying through him again. 'Take that!'
'You know, you should leave Bella to that, you are just going to make him cold, not do anything significant,' Regulus said, attempting to pull Barty away from theauror. He avoided Regulus' hands and went in for another attack. While this was going on, the auror looked as if he was trying to get his footing and hex the Death Eater standing a couple metres in front of him, but each time he went to do so, he was once again passed through by Barty, who was laughing his ass off.
Not wanting to wait around for Barty to stop acting ridiculous, Bellatrix killed that auror as well, while Barty was making another pass through him, and continued on down the corridor. Barty and Regulus trailed behind, Barty complaining about Bella ruining his fun, Regulus rolling his eyes.
---
Bellatrix was in the Great Hall, boredly duelling with Hermione, Ginny, and Luna. Barty and Regulus were standing behind the three girls, and Bellatrix kept trying not to laugh as Barty, repeatedly, made attempts at removing Regulus' 'clothes'. Regulus blushed each time, as if not expecting it, and Bellatrix had given up on getting the two ghosts to go away awhile ago. She tried her best to focus on the task and hand, and would have to reprimand them later.
'Avada Kedavra!' she yelled.
'Look, Reg, she's fighting one for each of us! Oh-- don't look! She's about to kill that one!' Barty covered Regulus' eyes.
'Get off, Barty!' He tried to wrestle the other boy's hands away from his face, but Barty did not let up for a minute or two. Finally, he pulled away from Regulus with a disappointed sigh.
'She dodged it. Lame.' He looked over at something, an odd look on his face, and covered Regulus' eyes again. 'Some fat firecrotch is yelling at Bella, you shouldn't look at that either.'
'Get off! I've seen people angry at Bella plenty of times!'
'I suppose I will have to put my hands elsewhere, then. Make sure you're not traumatised by your favourite cousin and all her violence.' Barty shoved a hand down Regulus' trousers, causing him to let out a squeal of surprise. Bellatrix could not help it; she burst into laughter right then. She somehow managed out something vaguely threatening to the woman she was battling, but the scandalised look on Regulus' face was too much. She erupted into maniacal laughter, and continued her duel.
Before she could contain herself, a flash of green light filled her vision. 'Oh shit,' she thought, right before her body fell to the ground.
She 'woke up' a few minutes later to Barty waving a hand in her face. She shoved it aside and stood up, glaring. Her glare faltered when she saw Regulus zipping his pants back up, but she soon regained her anger. 'I told you two not to distract me!' she shouted. Pointing at her own lifeless body nearby, she continued, 'Now look what you have done!'
'You make a lovely corpse, though,' Barty said, patting her arm. 'Really, much better looking than Regulus.'
'How would you know what my corpse looks like?' Regulus asked, frowning.
'I know everything.'
'Right.'
Bellatrix scowled and looked out at the battle, groaning when certain people that were supposed to be dead were not. 'Augh, come on you two, we are going somewhere else. I am going to figure out how to rekill you if I have to stick around here.' She made her way out of the Great Hall, floating through the walls until she was outdoors. Regulus and Barty followed close behind.
'Good way to go, you must admit. Watching me give Regulus a hand job.' Barty grinned when he was met with a pair of twin glares. The three continued on, ignoring the castle behind them.
'But seriously. I wish I had died that way.'
'Shut up, Barty!'