cutthroatpixie: (marina perez- smoking)
Title: Why Did it Have to be Me?
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bellatrix and Narcissa
Warnings: Blood and mentions of small children killing animals
Summary: Bellatrix through the eyes of her youngest sister. Written for [livejournal.com profile] fandomcommerce.

Why Did it Have to be Me? )
cutthroatpixie: (darla baker- smile)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Amos Diggory x Andromeda Black
Theme set: Delta
Title: Kiss and Control
Rating: R
Warning[s]: Crude language, sexytiems, and crack cocaine.

Kiss and Control )
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I so totally forgot to post this haha. It's my fic from the last round of [livejournal.com profile] fandomcommerce. :)

Title: A Night to Remember
Recipient's LJ name:[livejournal.com profile] mizzmoonyluver
Rating: R
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bellatrix and Barty mostly, other Death Eaters and Werewolves
Word Count: 1380
Warnings: Blood, mentions of torture, violence
Prompt Chosen: #7
Authors/Artists notes: Sorry this is rambly? Once I get going it is like word vomit. I hope you enjoy, nonetheless. :)

Beyond the bustle of city boundaries, surrounded by hills and trees and solitude, a small town began to rest. )
cutthroatpixie: (maxxie- devil horns =D)
Title: Things That Go Bump
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Frank Longbottom
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG
Note: This is for Sarah, and it is so very obviously her Frank haha. She wanted a Frank story with sausages, so here it be! Love you loads, babes. ♥

Late at night... )
cutthroatpixie: (shaun haugh- hood)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Regulus Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange
Theme set: Beta
Rating: R
Warning[s]: Guess (it starts with an 'i' and ends in 'ncest')
Note: The sentences take place over a broad expanse of time-- Regulus and Bellatrix's ages range from around 4-18 and 14-28, respectively, so keep that in mind, and the sentences are not in chronological order.

I Won't Hesitate )
cutthroatpixie: (bellatrix- kick ass)
Title: Lethal Distraction
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Barty/Regulus + Bella
Word Count: 880
Rating: PG-13
Note: THIS FIC WAS WRITTEN AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY FAVOURITE PERSON EVER-- ME! HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY, KENZIE! ALSO, THANK YOU TO [livejournal.com profile] mizzmoonyluver FOR THE AWESOME IDEAS AND THE THREATS, AND THANK YOU TO [livejournal.com profile] noneedofcrepe FOR THE LAME ASS TITLE.

Lethal Distraction )
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I had the weirdest dream last night. Haha. I'm a silly face, so I am going to share this ending vicariously with all of yoooooou .

It starts out in this random house. There's a girl and her mother, and a few other random people. They're watching a news broadcast, and apparently a swarm of flesh-eating bugs are going through the country or something. The dream cuts to a clip of another area, and this huge ass cloud is descending on people, and when it lets up, nothing if left but the peoples' clothing. Flesh eating bugs apparently hate clothes. Haha.

Anyway, people are just generally freaking the fuck out and hiding in their houses, but the news broadcast is telling them that the bugs can get inside, and it is saying when the bugs are going to be entering certain areas. This girl's mother is trying to figure out how she can save at least her daughter, and she's like, 'Oh, the bugs won't eat clothing, so maybe if they can't get to her skin, they can't eat her,' so she tries a few different things. She mumbles a few random things about taking something from the other people once they're dead, but somebody overhears her and is like WTF, so she stops The first thing she tries is kind of ridic, because she just pust bracelets all over her arms and legs, but then she realises that won't work.

After the bracelet thing, there's this festival/party or something in the town the mother and daughter are in, and they're all trying to have a fun time before the bugs come and eat them, I guess. After awhile, some sort of alert goes off, and everyone starts rushing back to their houses. The mother and daughter get separated for like... a minute, and the mother freaks the fuck out haha.

Then there's this random part where some girl (I think it might have been a television ad somebody was watching, but I can't remember) is showing off her pants, and they're like regular pants mixed with footy pyjamas. very weird. Anyway, the mother apparently has a pair of these, and she puts them on her daughter, then puts a few shirts on her, and a helmet. She then asks if anybody has any rolls of packing tape, and gets a few. She then tapes all over her daughter's body, making sure there is absolutely no skin showing at all. This is her final plan to protect her from the bugs, I guess.

After that, the scene shifts away from the mother and daughter (who don't show up again, I believe), and it shows House and Wilson in House's apartment sitting on the couch. Haha. I can't remember anything they said, but they were basically just like, 'So... we're going to get eaten by bugs in an hour.' 'Yup.' 'Okay then.'

Then, in a very crossovery way, Sirius and Remus randomly appear in the apartment with a few other people and start casting spells on it so that it is undetectable. Somebody, somewhere, is explaining to all the lovely wizards and witches out there that the bugs can't get into magical households and such, and they're ordered to try and put charms on as many Muggle households as possible.

There's a random pan up my street, and into my house, but me and my family aren't in there, a bunch of characters from Harry Potter are. Haha. They're talking about charming all the houses around them, and trying to figure out where Remus and Sirius are. Fred, George, and some little boy are wearing masks, and they're about to go out of the house, but then Regulus is like, 'Um, you're going to get eaten, stay in here. Apparate to somewhere else safe if you must.' There is some pouting, but then they apparate somewhere else.

Eventually, it cuts back to Remus and Sirius in House's apartment. Haha. They're telling everyone there that they have to apparate to the house where everyone else is, to check in with them, but for some reason they don't want to leave all the people in House's apartment unattended. There are about five or six people, other than Remus and Sirius, in the apartment, and another is apparently a witch. So Remus, Sirius, and the random witch each get a couple Muggles to hold their hands and they apparate everyone to my house.

Then there's some big commotion about Sirius and Remus bringing to many Muggles with them. House and Wilson are like, 'Weird,' and go and sit on my couch (lol, they like their couch time).

There's some random scene where Snape is trying to brew a potion to kill all the bugs, and it was pretty long, but I can't really remember it that well. He made a pretty swell potion, though, and somehow started to communicate how to make it/where to get it to everyone.

It pans down my street again, then there's a flashback (I can't remember how I know it's a flashback, but I just do). There's this old house down the road from mine (in the dream, it doesn't exist in real life) that this creepy old lady lives in. Walking down the street are these weird ass creatures. They are both about the size of a five year old child, but they're adults. They look humanoid, the boy looks like a beetle person, and the girl looks like a lady bug/black widow person. They hold hands and discuss how to get revenge on the old woman for mutating them. Another person comes down the street, and they each eat part of her (but she lives and gets away). Apparently, the swarm of flesh eating bugs are their offspring.

The flashback cuts out, and the swarm of bugs eat the old lady.

I think there was more, but that is all I remember right now. I think my dreams are very silly, with their blending of random characters from different books and TV shows. Haha.
cutthroatpixie: (Icon #19)
Title: The Black Brothers are Poofters
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Barty Crouch Jr/Regulus Black
Word Count: 955
Rating: PG-13
Note: Written for [profile] oh_so_emily , who said Anything you can think of with the lovely title "The Black Brothers are Both Poofters". There is also a lovely picture attached to this, to aid in the reading experience.

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Here's those drabbles you guys all requested. =)

Title: Under the Table
Fandom: Across the Universe
Pairing: Max/Jude
Rating: PG-13

[livejournal.com profile] the_mogget said MAX/JUDE MAX/JUDE ...or Max/Anybody, really. Max/me. ilu, where are you? *clings* Haha, write about Max and Jude's knees doing it. Doooo it. and I want this knee porn at the Thanksgiving table. Or maybe after. But I want heavy turkey influence. AND Speaking of sauce, I want mention of cranberries in that knee!porn. CRANBERRIES!! All about the same fecking prompt. Fucking a.

Under the Table )

Title: That Time of Year
Fandom: Strangers with Candy
Pairing: Homos
Rating: PG

[livejournal.com profile] nerdork said I'd love something focused on Noblet from SWC. With, um. Sweaters. And rotisserie chicken.

That Time of Year )

Title: The Epic of Amber
Fandom: House MD… mostly
Character: Amber
Rating: PG

[livejournal.com profile] the_mogget said Write something about Amber. An all encompassing fic that will fill me in to the whole plot of House for the past two seasons. But leaning heavily on her and her being robbed.

I won't get it, but you'd enjoy writing it.


This is crack!fic and it is ridiculous. Seriously.

The Epic of Amber )

Title: Cranberries are Whores
Fandom: …Cranberries?
Pairing: Cranberries/Me, Cranberries/Turkey Leg, Turkey Leg/Butter
Rating: PG-13? For cranberries?

[livejournal.com profile] the_mogget said I want a fic about cranberries. Be it about a human love affair with them, or maybe that cranberries and turkey leg are fucking, I just want cranberry fic.

There should be butter involved too.


Cranberries are Whores )

Title: Adventures with Queso Dip
Fandom: Kenzie and Nina Fandom =P
Characters: Kenzie and Nina
Rating: G

[livejournal.com profile] x_lostgirl_x said i wants, us on an adventure.

Adventures with Queso Dip )

Title: Serving
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Voldemort/Lucius
Rating: R

[livejournal.com profile] sarcastistic said Lucius/Tom Riddle. Lolz. But really. =O Tom Riddle and Voldemort are technically different… but I did Voldemort. Hope that works. =)

Serving )

Title: Walking In
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Regulus
Rating: R

[livejournal.com profile] noneedofcrepe said Well in that case, let's (and my 'let's I mean 'I shall') bring two great pairings together and ask for Sirius/Remus/Regulus. Not necessarily in that sequence. XD

Walking In )

Title: Gifts
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: G

[livejournal.com profile] rokukitty said HOWSE!!

Gifts )

Title: Antici…pation!
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Fred, George, and Molly Weasley
Rating: G

[livejournal.com profile] haro said Weasley Twins gen fic!

Antici...pation! )

Title: Giving
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Sirius and Regulus
Rating: PG

[livejournal.com profile] incoherent_me said ...Reg/Sirius :D It is more gen than anything, but we can pretend there is mad sex going on, alright?

Giving )

Title: Confusion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Fred and George
Rating: G

For Skittlez. ♥

Confusion )

Title: Bacon
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: Harry P
Rating: G

[livejournal.com profile] peace_piper said Harry Potter!

Bacon )
cutthroatpixie: (Icon #8)

Back in October, I started writing stuffs for Hannah. Here is what she had to say on the matter:

For Psychology we have to do these Self-Change projects. Like, pic something to change about ourselves and make a program to do it. I picked going to sleep at a reasonable hour. Laaame. BUT. NOT LAME. BECAUSE. We have to think of rewards or punishments for when we do/don't do what we set out to do and I figured it'd be a bad idea for me to start punishing myself lolol so I chose reward. KENZIE. KENZIE is an absolute ANGEL (even though, like, God would so not let you be one XD) and agreed to write me a drabble for every time I got to bed on time! DRABBLES! FOR ME! FROM KENZIE! EVERY TIME I GO TO SLEEP AT A GOOD TIME! THIS IS MOTIVATION LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

So, for twenty days, if she got to bed on time, I wrote her a drabble. She missed a few days and the last few were sent to her late, but all in all it was a grand time. So. Here I am more than a month after her little Self-Change project ended, showing off the shit I wrote for her. Lol. Oh, and Hannah, I just realised that I sent you Day 19's drabble on Day 20 instead of sending the real Day 20, so that is included in here. =)

Title: Green
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating:PG-13 for suggestive material

Green )



Title: Burned
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating:PG

Burned )

Title: Proposal
Fandom: House M.D.
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating:PG

Proposal )

Title: Used
Fandom: Pencilsmut
Pairing: Pencil/Paper, Unrequited Pencil/Hand, New!Pencil/Hand
Rating:PG 13 for... pencils. And angst. Pencilangst.

Used )

Title: Entertainment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius + McGoogles (not like that, perb)
Rating:PG

DIALOGUE ONLY

Entertainment )

Title: Nothing
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating:PG
Warning:Spoilerish for 4x03

Nothing )


Title: First Meetings
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Sirius, Regulus, Remus
Rating:G (because they're all itty bitty chillins and I am most definitely not a pedo. Haha.)

First Meetings )

Title: Fumbling
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Sirius/Regulus
Rating:R

Fumbling )

Title: Silence
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Sirius and Regulus
Rating:G

Silence )

Title: Shoreline
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Sirius and Regulus
Rating:PG-13

Shoreline )

Title: Love is a Battlefield
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating:PG

Love is a Battlefield )

Title: Finding Out
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating:PG-13

Finding Out )

Title: Pain
Fandom: Strangers with Candy
Pairing: Homos
Rating:PG-13 for PAIN

Pain )

Title: Night
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating:PG

Night )

Title: Snack Cakes and Such
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating:PG

DIALOGUE ONLY (it is just so much fun with them!)

Snack Cakes and Such )

Title: Sick Day
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating:PG

Sick Day )

Title: Understanding
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating:G

Understanding )

Title: Fourth Time’s the Charm
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson, past mention of Wilson/Wives
Rating:PG

Fourth Time's the Charm )

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