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;) It is April 2nd now, so I hope you all enjoyed my attempts at pranking you. The real chapter 5 is in the works and should be up soon. If it isn't [livejournal.com profile] counterheist will :| at me and then I'll work extra hard on it after Sakuracon. Thanks for sticking with this story, I know the updates are few and far between!

Lovino woke up on the couch, with no memory of why exactly he was there and not in his bed. His clothes were ruffled and wrinkled, showing he'd clearly been there awhile. He glanced at the watch still firmly in place on his wrist. 1 AM. He yawned and stretched out, stomach rumbling as he did so. "Where'd Antonia get off to," he mumbled, wondering why his strange new house guest hadn't woken him up by singing to the tomatoes or making him dinner or whatever else it was she did.

He got up to look around, calling out her name as he looked around the small apartment. It wasn't that he was worried-- if her "prince" had shown up and whisked her away, whatever, he didn't have to deal with her-- he was just feeling really hungry and lazy and he knew she'd make him something to eat. That was all.

"Antonia?"

No answer.

"Antonia, seriously, not cool. Where'd you go?"

Nothing.

"Fratello?"

Lovino jumped when the voice that answered back was decidedly not-female (though barely, tch), only to calm down when he realised it was just Feliciano. "Don't jump out at me like that moron. Did you see where Antonia went?"

"...Antonia?"

Lovino rolled his eyes. "Yes, stupid. The woman you met earlier? About this tall," he gestured with his hands. "Green eyes, curly brown hair, you two got along really well?"

Feliciano just blinked at Lovino.

"She just showed up here. Too dumb to find her way home. Getting married to some airhead named Antonio. Ringing any bells?" Lovino was starting to get more flustered the more Feliciano just stared at him with blank, uncomprehending eyes. "Ruined my favourite shirt to make a dress for herself? You don't remember?"

Suddenly Feliciano's eyes lit up with recognition (somehow... even though they weren't quite open) and then he was laughing and Lovino was even more irritated because damnit, he hated it when people laughed near him when it wasn't at something he also found funny. "Lovi, did you fall asleep watching that Enchanted movie again?"

"...What now?"

Feliciano just kept giggling and pat him on the shoulder. "Ve, you're so silly, Fratello. Go back to bed and stop staying up so late."

With that, Feliciano steered a sputtering Lovino towards his bedroom. A bedroom where all his best shirts were still hung up in the closet, untouched by any hands but his own. A bedroom where, from the small window on the wall, he could see the rain pouring down outside, he could glimpse his back deck and see his tomatoes were completely uncovered and taking a beating from the storm.

A bedroom where he laid down to sleep, utterly confused and wondering what had happened, why that dream had seemed so real, and why, now that was rid of that mysterious woman, he wasn't feeling so excited about it...


And they all lived. Because there are no happily ever afters.



















































































































































"Got you!"

"Aghhh, fuck, what?!" Lovino struggled when a pair of arms wrapped around him. A pair of finely manicured hands.

"What the fuck, Antonia?! Feliciano, what is this!"

"APRIL FOOLS!" they both cried, quickly running off to recover the tomatoes and escape Lovino's wrath.

















Yeah I'm hilarious. Your scrolling bar probs looked so long. Anyway this is obvs not the real chapter, the real chapter is STILL BEING WORKED ON. And that might be the real header. Who knows. Possiblamente. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS THIS IS MY PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT A JOKE ENJOY YOUR DAYS!

Date: 2012-04-01 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well-played, thugbro.

now, are you going to crosspost this to the main comm and prank everyone you should do it do it do it

lol

Date: 2012-04-01 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
lol everyone who reads this got the link off tumblr pfffffft but I posted it anyway YOLO

Date: 2012-04-01 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
probably, because that's where most Spamano fans hang out now haha



Date: 2012-04-01 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
Probably haha oh well, a few people can be confused when I post the real chapter and they think they've seen it on their flist twice. MINOR ANNOYANCES AND CONFUSIONS ZIKE WINS

Date: 2012-04-01 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
you just broke my heart

broke it

tore it up

and stepped on it

it's raining

on my face

Date: 2012-04-01 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
IT WAS ONLY JUST A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Date: 2012-04-01 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
this reminds me that i need an icon of romano crying

Date: 2012-04-01 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
If I don't have real chapter up before Thursday you can :| me in real life

Date: 2012-04-01 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
i guess that is true.







fuck, don't remind me.

Date: 2012-04-01 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
OVER THAI FOOD. Think of the Thai food shhhhhhhh

Date: 2012-04-01 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
scary. scary scary scary. real people are terrifying AND WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THEM???????????

Date: 2012-04-01 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
mmmmmmmmmm these noodles are so delicious ZIKE YOU FAIL FOR NOT UPDATING ZIKE NO so delicious mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm noodles

Date: 2012-04-01 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
THAT WOULD REQUIRE TALKING

Date: 2012-04-01 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
You can just :| :| :| and eat noodles I talk a lot

Date: 2012-04-01 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
BUT SCARY

when and where is this going down anyway.

Date: 2012-04-01 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
IDK I guess we're driving up around noon on Thursday and then doing badge pick up, but who knows how long that will take. But after that Thursday evening/night should be open. The con is at Washington State Convention Center.

Date: 2012-04-01 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
You can text me when you guys are all done and things can be figured out from there, i guess. I'll give you my number on wednesday.

Date: 2012-04-01 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
Okie dokie. I promise to only text when we're done and not bug you haha

Date: 2012-04-02 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
I'll have my phone off until around 3:30 anyway; I have a presentation I have to give to my research group. So much terrifying, such a short day. :(

Date: 2012-04-02 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
IDK how fast peeps drive or how bad the badge lines are going to be, but it takes like 3ish hours to get up there on a good day so we'll still be doing shit around 3:30 anyway. Good luck with your presentation! I'm sure it'll be fine.

Date: 2012-04-01 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
it's like Inception

except that it's not

Date: 2012-04-01 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
A SPAIN WITHIN A SPAIN



ehehehehehe

Date: 2012-04-01 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
can there be spain within spain. if you catch my drift. B]

Date: 2012-04-01 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
THERE IS SPAIN WITHIN SPAIN AND ROMANO WITHIN ROMANO IN OTHER PLACES MISTER

So yes. WHERE IS MY PORN SUPERMAN.

Date: 2012-04-01 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE PORN I'M SORRY DSJLFDSLKJFDS :(

IT'S STILL IN MY ASKBOX

Date: 2012-04-01 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
spain likes it deep.

deep like a well.

Date: 2012-04-01 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
and hard

like diamonds

diamond meat torpedoes

Date: 2012-04-01 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
MMMMMPPPPHHH

Date: 2012-04-01 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] counterheist.livejournal.com
spain's sexy sex whispers being boner killers was a very nice touch

i applaud you, good sir

Date: 2012-04-01 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
i dunno why that struck me as a very Spain-like thing for Spain to do.

thank you, ma'am; your approval is truly appreciated.

Date: 2012-04-01 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlzway.livejournal.com
OR IS IT A LOVINO WITHIN AN ANTONIA

WAIT

Date: 2012-04-01 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Date: 2012-04-01 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msgryffin.livejournal.com
pffft troll!zike :D

Date: 2012-04-01 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
I never do April Fool's Jokes I feel so proud of myself :D
Edited Date: 2012-04-01 07:38 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-04-01 07:42 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-04-01 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sobdasha.livejournal.com
OH YOU.

ARE ADORABLE.

Date: 2012-04-01 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
ZIKE WIIIIIINS

HEHEHE ♥

Date: 2012-04-01 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shineofastar.livejournal.com
I knew it was your april's fool, but still, I loved iy XD <3

Date: 2012-04-01 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
Worth it for the gifs, bbgirl XD

Date: 2012-04-01 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] easterly.livejournal.com
oh my god you poophead

Date: 2012-04-01 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEP

Date: 2012-10-31 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutthroatpixie.livejournal.com
you can stop :|ing at me finally

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